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The following is a public service announcement from the United States Zombie Crisis Center.
After a recent study, we have found that the noise from firearms attract more
zombies. We instruct that you only use firearms in dire needs.
There are a few Household items that civilians have recorded to work best when terminating a zombies brain.
The first is a crowbar.
the crowbar is lightweight and can be used for stabbing through the eyesocket or fracturing the skull.
it can also be used to open doors.
Your standard civilian machete or axe can be effective in smashing through the skull for those who are strongwilled enough.
sometimes repeated blows  are needed.
In close combat a long screwdriver into the eye socket will easily enter the brain.
Remember to keep your weapons at a light weight, but strong enough to terminate the brain.  Too heavy of a weapon can lead to fatigue or eventual death.