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Zombies 101
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It is very important to understand what to do when seeing a zombie
first, you have to know what are the physical characteristics of a zombie
A zombie appears to have a grey-blue-green or purple flesh tint. Decomposition is a common appearance to the zombie. Worms exiting the eye sockets is common.
Now, what do you do when you see a zombie
Don't get excited, stay calm remember zombies are slow movers
You will need to terminate the zombie,
Running away is only a temporary fix.
Don't get sentimental, zombies will eat you
The usually friendly Mr. Johnson from down-the-street won't hesitate to rip your ear off.
consider your surroundings.
Zombies have been well-known to break through windows and bite the clueless person standing nearby.
Improvising with weapons are key in disposing zombies
only use firearms in dire needs, firearms make noise which attract more zombies
look for household items that you can use to crush the skull of a zombie
Targeting the brain is the only way to terminate a zombie, so find a blunt object.
Steel crowbars work, or you can grab a standard machete from the hallway closet.
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